Shree Hanuman Chalisa(Free download Lyrics+hindi+)

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hri Guru Charan Saroj raja Nija mana mukura sudhari |

Varanao Raghuvara Vimala jashu Jo dayak phala chari||

Budhi Hina Tanu Janikai Sumirau Pavana Kumar |

Bal budhi Vidya dehu mohi, Harahu Kalesa Vikar || .

Jaya Hanumana gyana guna sagara

Jaya Kapisa tihun loka ujagara

Rama doota atulita bala dhama

Anjani-putra Pavana suta nama

Mahavira Vikrama Bajrangi

Kumati nivara sumati Ke sangi

Kanchana varana viraja suvesa

Kanana Kundala Kunchita Kesa

Hatha Vajra Au Dhvaja Virajai

Kandhe moonja janevu saje

Sankara suvana kesari Nandan

Teja pratap maha jag vandan

Vidyavana guni ati chatura

Rama kaja kari veko aatura

Prabhu charitra suni veko rasiya

Rama Lakhana Sita mana Basiya

Sukshma roopa dhari Siyahi dikhava

Vikata roopa dhari lanka jarava

Bhima roopa dhari asura samhare

Ramachandra ke kaja savare

Laya Sajivana Lakhana Jiyaye

Shri Raghuvir Harashi ura laye

Raghupati Kinhi bahuta badaayee

Tum mam priya bharatahi sum bhaayee

Sahasa vadana tumharo yasha gavai

Asa kahi Shripati kantha lagaavai

Sanakaadika Brahmadi Muneesha

Narada Sarada sahita Aheesa

Yama Kubera Digapala Jahan te

Kavi kovida kahi sakai kahan te

Tuma upkara Sugreevahin keenha

Ram milaye rajapada deenha

Tumharo mantra Vibheeshana maana

Lankeshwara Bhaye Saba jaga jana

Yuga sahasra yojana para Bhanu

Leelyo tahi madhura phala jaanu

Prabhu mudrika meli mukha mahee

Jaladhi langhi gaye achraja nahee

Durgaama kaja jagata ke jete

Sugama anugraha tumhare tete

Rama dulaare tuma rakhavare,

Hot na aagnya pinu paisaare

Saba sukha lahai tumhari sharana

Tuma rakshaka kahu ko dara na

Aapana teja tumharo aapai

Teeno loka hanka te kampai

Bhoota pisacha Nikata nahin aavai

Mahavira jaba naama sunavai

Nasai roga harai saba peera

Japata nirantara Hanumata veera

Sankata se Hanumana chudavai

Mana Krama Vachana dhyaan jo lavai

Saba para nama tapasvee raja

Tina ke kaja sakala Tuma saja

Aura manoratha jo koi lavai

soyee amita jeevana phala pavai

Chaaron Yuga parataapa tumhara

Hai parasidha jagata ujiyara

Sadhu Santa ke tum Rakhaware

Asura nikandana Rama dulhare

Asth sidhi nau nidhi ke data

asa vara deenha Janaki mata

Rama rasayana tumhare pasa

Saada raho Raghupati ke dasa

Tumhare bhajana Ram ko bhaavai

Janma janma ke dukha bisa ravai

Anta kaal Raghubar pura jayee

Jahan janma Hari-Bhakta Kahayee

Aura Devata Chitta na dharayi

Hanumatha se yi sarva sukha karayi

Sankat hatai mitai saba peera

Jo sumirai Hanumata Balaveera

Jai Jai Jai Hanumana Gosayee

Krupaa Karho Guru deva ki naayi

Jo sat vaar path kara koi

Chutahi bandhi maha sukh hoyi

Jo yaha padhai Hanumana Chalisa

Hoya siddhi sakhi Gaureesa

Tulsidas sada hari chera

Keejai natha Hrudaya maha dera

Pavana tanaya sankata harana Mangala murati roopa|

Rama Lakhana Sita sahita Hridaya basahu sura||

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Don't Mess With Children(Chota Bachcha Jaan K Hum Se Na Takrana Re..)

1.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

2.

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'

The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

3.

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?'

Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'

4.

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'

5.

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'

'Yes,' the class said.

'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'

A little fellow shouted,

'Cause your feet ain't empty.'

6.

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

'Take only ONE . God is watching.' Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies . A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

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President Patil flies in Sukhoi

President Pratibha Patil did today what no woman before her has ever done - fly in a Sukhoi-30MKI, an Indian Air Force fighter jet. The Sukhoi took off from the Lohegaon Air Force base near Pune and did a sortie of 30-minute.

Upon her arrival around 9 am, Patil, the supreme commander of the armed forces, was accorded a ceremonial guard of honour by the air-warriors. She then had breakfast since she cannot fly on an empty stomach.

The president, who is 74 years old, then changed into a special G-Suit (anti-gravity suit), which helps the flier withstand high gravitational pressure by preventing excessive blood from flowing to the brain.

Wednesday's epoch-making event was a culmination of more than three months' preparations after the president expressed a desire to fly in a Sukhoi.

Besides a fitness regime that she underwent, President Patil was given a detailed briefing on her proposed flight and an audio-visual presentation of what to expect before and during the flight by senior IAF officers at Rashtrapati Bhavan.

The briefing included know-how of the different controls and equipment inside the aircraft, how to enter the aircraft, what she can touch, what she cannot touch, how to communicate with the pilot, how to handle the flying accessories like helmet and G-Suit and how the world would be visible from inside during the flight, Singha explained.

"President Patil has been found medically absolutely fit to undertake this flight," Singha said proudly.

The Sukhoi-30MKI belongs to the Rhino squadron that was formed Nov 1, 1969, making it 40 years old this month.

The president's flight was commanded by Wing Commander S. Sajan and the aircraft hovered at speeds of between 700-800 km/ph or 0.9 Mac.

"However, it will not achieve the supersonic levels of around 1100 km/ph. President Patil will occupy the rear seat behind the pilot and the flight will last around half hour," Singha said.

Patil followed in the footsteps of her predecessor A.P.J. Abdul Kalam, who had also flown in a Sukhoi from Pune in 2006.

The IAF currently has 784 women officers working in different branches, but at present they are barred from the fighter stream.

How to Win Heart (Men & Women )

I had listen from old stories that if you wan to win a man's heart the way goes through his stomach. Give him delicious food.

In this world the simplest way to win the heart of a woman is this one...

Why The World Would End By The Year 2012.

SCIENTIFIC EXPERTS from around the world are predicting that 3 years from now, all life on Earth could well come to an end. Some are saying it'll be humans that would set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it'll be God himself who would press the stop button. The following are some likely arguments as to why the world would end by the year 2012.

Reason one: Mayan calendar

The first to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things -- building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and sacrificing virgins.

Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it's likely they've got the end of the world right as well.

Reason two: Sun storms

Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery. Our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic and it's supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the earth with lot of radiation energy. It's been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse and calculations suggest it'll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012.

Reason three: The atom smasher

Scientists in Europe have been building the world's largest particle accelerator. Basically, its a 27 km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it's properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They're predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.

Reason four: The Bible says it

If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn't bad enough, religious folks are getting in on the act as well. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between good an evil, has been set for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese Book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.

Reason five: Super volcano

Yellowstone National Park in United States is famous for its thermal springs and old faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple -- it's sitting on top of the world's biggest volcano and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we're many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.

Reason six: The physicists

This one's case of bog -- simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berkely University have been crunching the numbers.

They've determined that the earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event. Even worse, they're claiming that their calculations prove that we're all going to die, very soon. They are also saying that their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 per cent; and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.

Reason seven: Earth's magnetic field

We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that shields us from most of the sun's radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call North and South have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so -- and right now we're about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30 kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is under way, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.

Joke Of The Day

A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.

What did they named them?

They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like girlfriend,

that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,

Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon

rupaye fase huye hain.

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,

Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

My first dinner at office life -Two Minute Maggi Story

i had recently joined nokia Siemens Network.I has been two weeks almost and i was living

with my friend. Yesterday i shifted to my flat with my two seniors.Both of us were carring

only bedding and clothes.By the evening we shifted the area is totally new for us.Where to

go for marketing for daily use goods.after Doing cleaning and all with one of my seniors we

were hungry.we went in market and had bread butter. we also puchased a maggi in case of

emergency for night. we came back to room and completed aur stuff.

by the night near 1:30am i wake up due to starvation. same with my senior.but we don't have

Gas or any bowl somthing in which we can make that maggi. there was nothing else in the flat

and at that time shops were also closed.suddenly a idea struck in my mind. there was water

bottel and i was having a small imershion rod.i took a blade from my razer kit and cut the

waterbottel from half.put the water from bathroom and start heating that.As the bottle was

made up of Plastic it started melting soon so i heated the water for some time and remove

the Imershion rod as plastic around the water started melting.after waitng for some time

againstart the procedure. when water become sufficient hot i put maggi in that and masala

also within two minutes my maggi was ready but now problem arrived how to eat that Delisious

maggi.My boss Shobhit Pandey told me we havepen that we can use just like Chiniese use to

eat. so by using pen and water bottle we made our best dinner of all time .While makin this

i was remembering about movie "Cast Away".

Really i'll remember this night and maggy through out my life as it was the first dinner

ofmy Offce life at my room.

Shilpa Shetty Wedding Pictures

Like all other Bollywood actress Shilpa Shaetty chooses Bussinessman Raj Kundra (Raj Kundra is Britain’s 198th richest man (2004) and young millionaire of Indian origin). He is he CEO of London based UK Tradecorp. His first venture on Bollywood would be under the aegis of Velocity Entertainments Fiancee London based businessman Raj Kundra and Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty’s wedding is scheduled on 22nd of this month and will be held at Shilpa shetty’s business partner Kiran Bawa’s farmhouse in Khandala. The couple got engaged 24th October at Raj Kundra’s 7th floor Flat in Juhu, Mumbai.

“Shilpa has become an international face after winning Big Brother and definitely the who’s who of the industry and business man will be present for this wedding. Thus the actress wants no hassle may it cost any price,” concludes the source.

On the occation Bride was looking so beautyfull.

More pictures of Marriage of shilpa Shetty will be posted very soon.

Beach At Goa(Beautifull beaches in Asia)

Free Jokes for Fun(Free Time Pass)

Bengali

One Bengali = poet.

Two Bengalis = a film society.

Three Bengalis = political party.

Four Bengalis = two political parties.

More than four Bengali’s = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team .

Bihari

One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.

Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.

Three Biharis = caste killing.

Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna …

Punjabi

One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.

Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.

Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.

Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.

Mallu

One Mallu = coconut stall.

Two Mallus = a boat race.

Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.

Four Mallus = oil slick.

UP Bhaiyya

One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.

Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.

Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.

Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.

Gujju

One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.

Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.

Three Gujjus = Bombay ’s noisiest restaurant.

Four Gujjus = stock market scam.

Andhraite

One Andhraite = chili farmer.

Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey ..

Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.

Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.

Kashmiri

One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.

Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.

Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.

Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.

Tamil-Brahmin

One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.

Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class.

Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.

Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara

Mumbaikar

One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.

Two Mumbaikars = film studio.

Three Mumbaikars = slum.

Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.

Sindhi

One Sindhi = currency racket.

Two Sindhis = papad factory.

Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar …

Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.

Marwari

One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.

Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta

Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.

Four Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community.

Haryanvi

One Haryanavi = tube light

Two Haryanavi = agriculture

Three Haryannavi= Lathi squad

Four Haryanavi = actually just one was enough

Biggest Church In India "Sanfrancis Church Goa"

On my journey to Goa first time i entered in a Church. Sanfransis Church is considered one of the biggest church in India. The beauty of Church attracts the peole

Dev Diwali Festival of "Diya"

After five days from Diwali Dev Diwali is celebrated. On this occation small lights knowns as diya are used to make different structure or pictures. On the bank of river Ganga at Allahabad, Varansi etc Speciall Aarti are organised.People from different places come to see the beauty.

Make My Trip To Goa

GOA is one of the most beautifull place i had ever seen. I had travel to many places but the peace that i found at Goa is really very amazing. The beauty of Sea attracts you so much. When you sit and watch the calm sea is gives you a good pleasure which can't be expressed.

i had visited many places such as Kalangut e Beach, Baga beach and most intresting Palulem beach.

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